The sign
While riding the bike to the hospital today a bird shat on me (yeah, i know, just what you wanted to know). Luckily it landed on my shorts rather than on my head. But I still took it as being a sign that the day wasn't going to go well. However the day actually turned out to be interesting (even though at times the hospital was pretty quiet without many cases). I even got to see some surgery (such as the removal of a benign tumour). So instead I decided to interpret the bird shit as just a sign of the birds incontinence.
posted by Alex @ 7:58 am
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This explorer was walking thru darkest Africa with his native guide. Upon walking into a native village, suddenly a huge bird swooped over the explorer and took a huge dump on him. Totally sickened by this unfortunate occurrence, the explorer started to clean himself up. But the native guide warned him that THAT was FOO bird that pooped on him and that the locals considered it very bad luck to wipe it off. So to keep from ruffling the feathers of the locals, the explorer decided to let the mess stay on him.
The next day, after leaving the native village, he just couldn't stand it any more and wiped the mess off of him. Suddenly and without warning, the explorer dropped dead in his tracks.
Saddened, his native guide looked over the corpse of the explorer and exclaimed, "Didn't I tell you if the FOO shits, wear it?"
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