Another 'on my walk to school' story

Well todays tale is of two ladies. One said to the other while walking, 'do you like my new skirt?' The other lady replied, 'I think it looks really cute..........' The first lady then said, 'thank you' to which the other lady completed her sentence saying, 'but most people would say you look like a minging old whore.'

The End.
(based on a true story)