Revelations of a chav

*This scene was witnessed on a bus journey*

Woman 1: You know what?
Woman 2: Yessssssss?
*pause*
Woman 1: You know what?
Woman 2: Yesssssssss?
Woman 1: You know what, I don't owe that bitch a tenner, I owe her a fiver!
*Woman 2 looks shocked and confused*
Woman 2: Yessssssssss?
Woman 1: Cos she only gave me a tenner, that bitch!
*pause*
Woman 1: But, you know what?
Woman 2: Yesssssssss?
Woman 1: I suppose I did keep her change from when she bought me that drink...............by accident of course..............so I guess overall I owe her a tenner, that bitch!
*Woman 2 looks overwhelmed with information*
Woman 2: Yessssssss.