The checkout woman

I walked up to the checkout with my sister. The woman at the checkout was staring at some man who was looking at magazines, smiling. She continued to do this for a minute or two before we said, 'um, hello?' She slowly moved her head in our direction and then gave a strangely sexy sounding 'helloooooo.'

She then went on to scan our shopping before demanding money. But she had trouble adding up the money we gave her (we made the mistake of paying for the shopping with change). We were accused of being 10p short but we then found out it was because she thought the 20p was a 10p.

However she had to be the poshest checkout woman I have ever been served by. She spoke like the queen, she worked in Budgens.