Return of the crazy bitch!

Well she never actually went away but since the airconditioning broke she tends not to stay in the store (or should that be in the store's toilet) quite so long.

The airconditioning has now been fixed. As a result today I had the misfortune of being shouted at by her:

The Crazy Bitch: 'Why are these newspapers here covered in plastic. How dare you cover them in plastic! How am I meant to read it?!'

Me: 'Well you start by paying for it,' (I may have been a bit rude but I did have a queue of customers to serve).

The increasingly irate Crazy Bitch: 'Why have you covered it in plastic?! How am I meant to read it?!!!!'

Me: 'The company who prints the newspapers covered it in plastic to hold the paper and all its magazines together. We have nothing to do with it. Do you want to buy the paper?'

The Crazy Bitch just walked out.

Oh how i'm going to miss that crazy bitch, her sour face and her crazy gravity defying hair!